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[challenge entry] Touch the screen...


...Really feely!

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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
aw

my son has
"that's not my monster"
and
"that's not my dragon"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# And you'll never look at them the same way again
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# not now i've had my eyes removed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i like the monster with furry ears
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# my daughter has 'thats not my car'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# "that's not my tractor"
is the best....
(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# The CFB's still a small cock.
*click*
(Woody999, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hehe
naughty book!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# This
is fucking fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Fucking hell that's marvellous!
The board is rich in hummus this morning, I've been chuckling away lurking my little heart out.

This one however caused full blown squash monitor interfacing. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ...
Beautiful. Right after reading my young daughter "that's not my puppy" followed up by "that's not my robot"

I'm out of ideas for the rest of the pages though. "Its penetration is too rough?"

(mikey_aus, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ..
Thats not my cock its shaft is too veiny
Thats not my cock its spunk is too sticky
Thats not my cock its foreskin is too flappy
Thats not my cock the pubes are too wiry

THATS my cock, the head is *so* shiny
(Neilster, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# !
By Christ I do stand corrected.
(mikey_aus, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 7:17, archived)
# First FrontPage CDC ?!
Woo to that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Why has this been frontpaged,..it's crap...?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# It's ace;
you are clearly a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# You dislike a image that other people like = image is crap
Does not compute.
You Arsehat
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Hey there old timer!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I thought that too
Me not being a kiddie fiddler, I had no knowldege of the source material, so it meant nothing to me.

Reading the replies reveals the wonderfulness, tho. :)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# smart
as Tony Hart
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I did this months ago??
(Chopper3, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)