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[challenge entry] To be read aloud.

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Quality job!
FP this now!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# oh my
hours of fun.

WOO!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# are you there yet?
*continues wanking off Thor, badly*

are you there yet?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *office lols*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you're in the office?
wonders never cease
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah
we're interviewing a potential replacement for me.

One of the applicants is Sarah's brother o_O
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# do
not
have
sex
with
him
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Spoilsport!
I did consider it briefly the other day, when he asked me if I was shagging his sister, and I had to say no, but I am shagging your dad.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Sons and Daughters
Love and laughter,
Tears and sadness and happiness,
We will find out, our son's and daughters,
Are what, we too, we're once about
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you're better than jeremy kyle
and trisha combined!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# it just says 'Diversion'
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'm surprised he can fit such a long word on there
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Well, I assumed that's what it was, it apparently just said 'DIV'
*scarpers from Thor*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha, that's wonderful!
64: You're about to throw up in the back seat. Do you
a.) tell dad quick to pullover so you can get out
b.) give the entire car a new interior design modelled on Campell's Cream of vegetable soup
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That describes last night.
I went for a meal at my Auntie Karen's house (no joke)

I hate going there because it's boring as hell.

My stepsister kept coming on to me. I pretended to be asleep so she'd go away.

I made the mistake of "falling asleep" on a swivel chair.

She kept spinning me, singing about chocolate cake.

I had just eaten chocolate cake.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# never a dull moment in your life, is there
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Full of excitement and fat ten year old girls
who keep trying to slap your ass. And are related to you.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Pod can woo
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Podd! That brings back memories
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Pod can Whistle....
ARRGHH!! MY EARS!!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# arf!

Don't you just love traveling with children?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)