BOOM!my chemistry teacher used to go sea fishing with sodium wrapped up in bits of bread. When the seagulls inevitably pissed him off, throw a bit up, and wait for the odd seagull to very rapidly and briefly turn spherical.
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Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:05,
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Alka Seltzer accomplishes much the same thingOnly slower, as gulls are so well mannered, they can't burp.
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Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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