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[challenge entry] Hmmm

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Cesium is more fun though.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# What would happen
if you put sealed some caesium in a wax capsule and put it in a medicine bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Then someone would die
Francium is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# BOOM!
my chemistry teacher used to go sea fishing with sodium wrapped up in bits of bread. When the seagulls inevitably pissed him off, throw a bit up, and wait for the odd seagull to very rapidly and briefly turn spherical.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Alka Seltzer accomplishes much the same thing
Only slower, as gulls are so well mannered, they can't burp.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Nothing what so ever:P
You didn't state that someone had to eat it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# clever!
Here's a little chemistry rhyme (though unrelated):

Johnny was a chemist
But he is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I got taught
Poor Jack will breathe no more.
For what he thought was H20.
Was H2SO4.

That was about 25 years ago and I've never forgotten it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# They both get the point across, eh?

"Tastes like burning!"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Potassium ethoxide rules C2H3OK!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I heard one that went..
Maisie often wondered why
Acids trouble alkali
So Maisie in a manner placid
Fed the cat sulphuric acid
Pussy whereupon grew frantic
Executing many an antic
"Ah ha", cried Maisie, overjoyed
Pussy is an Alkoloid.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# ...and next week I'm going to see you in the board stats with a random quote that says:
Pussy is an Alkoloid
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Sulphuric Acid:H2SO4
Hot Hot Searing! Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I think it's more the oxygenation
action that he's getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)