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[challenge entry] Keeps 'em out of trouble. Allegedly.

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(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Dave?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hehe - smashing
I was going to do that a while back but couldn't find relevant source


Nicely worked
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
... well - I was going to purposefully crash into that car, but now I've seen that sign and have registered the fact that there is a young life somehwere inside the car I have changed my mind. I only subject people over the age of 5 to my meaningless wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# the purpose of those stickers is to alert the emergency services
in case of an accident where the driver is unconsciousor dead

as such, they should be placed in a passenger side window, not the rear window

but people are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# and of course
they always remove them if they ever travel without the sprog . . . grrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Is THAT what they're for?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I though it was so people could brag about having managed to cultivate a relationship with another person long enough to spawn
and not being sterile
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That's what I thought
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# almost without exception, every last man jack of them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# They're fertility symbols to let people that you don't know, know that you are fecund, or at least were once.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Fecund or furd?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# No wrath is ever meaningless.
My therapist told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# a friend of mine who's currently receiving therapy for depression was at a session
and the therapist said that if he was feeling angry then he should just break something... to which my friend replied that the suggestion seems sound in some circumstances, but that things have a worth and just acting out on your agression without direction is likely to be dangerous... to which the Therapist replied:

'very good... I won't have to take your driving licence off you then.'

So -- his therapist was trying to trick him...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# More people get better while on the waiting list to see a shrink
than get better actually seeing a shrink.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Heh heh
I still don't see the point of these signs.
Don't get me started on the "Princess on Board or "Babe on Board" ones.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've seen Italian ones that say 'Bimbo a bordo'.
Not sure if they're serious ones or not though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hmm maybe.
Does Bimbo have the same meaning in Italy?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# It's the equivalent of 'babe'.
But I think it still has both literal meanings, whereas in modern English it's rarely used to refer to an infant any more.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I believe the "baby on board" ones were to alert emergency services in the event of a crash
because there is a risk of a baby not being noticed if it is trapped under a seat or something.

The others simply exist so that, if you fancy going on a road-raged killing spree, you can make sure it will at least improve the gene pool.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Oh ok thanks micto, Barbarossa & tipassoi.
I like the road-rage killing spree idea. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hmm *thinks*
One of those stickers would go well on the boss' office.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# And now,
it's a baby, on a board, on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
you have paint clipping skillzorz! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)