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# if i had kids
i would buy this for them.

you can tell i don't want kids, can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I LOVE "If I Had Kids..."!!
If I had kids...

I'd pimp them out to smackheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# if i had kids
i would never need to buy a footstool.
or a pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# If I had kids
I'd hammer 'em in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# but only for the purposes of research
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# would you
hammer them in the evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# haha
little brats, bout time they got a job

if they can eat, they can work!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# nah, pimp them out
to politicians, that's where the real money is.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# if i had kids
i'd ...

oh wait, i DO have kids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# me too!!
'we have kids' club!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *informs authorities*
:d
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# If I had kids and
also had my sister's kids I'd pack them off to Alton Towers for the day with their grandmother and auntie so I can stay at home in peace and get drunk.
oh wait, I did, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Score
...everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# woo to you!
a kid-free day deserves a drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *bows to the master*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)