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[challenge entry] everyone starts somewhere


i bet myself fiddypee that this has, how you say, bindun? oh well.. first post EVA, so there we go.

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(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# That's quite funny, despite the seams.
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and make yourself comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Couldn't have put it better m'self!
*throws seat-kitten*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Hmmmm...
comfeh!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hello smelly¬
i saw you in town the other week, but you didnt see me *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# ZOMFG sorry hun, I think i must've not noticed
your hair, I hear its gettin funkeh!

Hows life treating Ms Tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# life? ermmm fine i guess!
bashing it up this weekend in brum! wheee!
my hair is all of the bright red, latest photo is here:
www.justgiving.com/katepearson

that was me a few minutes ago! (:

how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Amazin!
Glad to see you're keepin' well, love the body hair...

*still would*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Have you been modelling for JollyJack?
Lovely doo, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# shmeams
i swear that the SEAM DEVIL put them there to make me look bad. a pox be on him.

you're all terribly friendly and welcoming here. the internet has evidently lost it's touch.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# We're just abiding by the FAQ.
And we love talented noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# We love kittens too
and custard. Well, I like custard. Don't know about everyone else.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Hmmmm....
Byrds!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ^^ A veritable
Custard Gannet
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# What?
Where are the bird references coming from?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Gannet as in person who wolfs it down
also I think a Chris Morrisism.

(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# dont forget horses
i love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# For they are best of all the animals.
And we also love leek spinning.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# dont you mean meat spinning?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# That too.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# kaphooay
custard kills puddings. why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# no it doesn't
It makes overly-rich or sweet puddings more palatable, and stops dry puddings from sapping all your moisture.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# it also gives a pudding added custard
which is never a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
We should become partners in pudding-related-crime-solving or something.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
pavlova and custard

*drools uncontrollably.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Why,
that's given me an idea for a comic strip.


Which I shall proceed to render with my awesomely bad drawing skills.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i hope they don't let you work with children
i do like a bit of lovely cream, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# i love custard, the skin on custard, cold custard, custard tarts
why don't custard cremes have real custard in them?
and none of that bollocks creme englaise with bits in either, it's got to be bright yellow and thick.

also welcome new person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Actually,
this is one of those rare instances where the seams, to me at least, make it funnier.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# probably
but as it's your first post and it's quite well done, have a woo on the house

pull up a goatse etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *spits tea everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# hahahaha
I just nearly fell off my chair at that...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
wickedcool!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# it's the sneaky face on that ! haha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yes and .....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *tilts head*
kweh?

EDIT: Oooohhhhh i geddit!

*lols*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Welcome
Good first post.
Pull up a Beadle and shop a small hand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Welcome, this was my first post as well!
*Gives a big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# adam sandler is micheal knight?
i mean dave hazzleoff
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)