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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Lost me on this one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
#
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *shrugs*
Song title and artist?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# himself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# interesting
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# i fuckin wish!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# San Ber'dino
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# thanks sticky!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# reading the word Discharge
is not advised when eating yesterday's lasagne heaped with parmesan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Braw, have chips with that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I have a cheese sandwich to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Does it have chips in it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# it has lettuce
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Is it made of chips?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# sadly not
its made from green
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Silly Griffy, chips cannot be made from green!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I have learned a valuable lesson here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# What about soilent chips?
They could be green.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# chips FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# DEL!
where the fuck have you been?

or should it be Who the fuck have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# banned b3ta at work
have the day off today
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# go out in the sun and play!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oh
that makes me want lidl 90 gallon £2 lasagne with chips

:D

that's all of the yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I've had one of those bad boys
half a tonne of lasagne for 99p or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# will be shitting processed cheese concrete for a week afterwards though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Heaven is a Place on Earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Heaven is Mojave Airport?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Heaven is in the eye of the beholder
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Heaven is a halfpipe?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Haven is a place on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Heaven is Mojave Airport?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Devon is a place of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!
+obbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbscure!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I thought it looked familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# something wrong with your keybaord today hon?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dooooooooooooooooooooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink soooooooooooooo .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Reee-eee post
when the board say bo!

Selecta
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# re-e-wind when crowd say
boo get of the stage!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# FZ obscure?
getouttahere!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I don't get it.
RIS?


And because it doesn't deserve it's own thread, have another horned animal, a narwhal (or Reamfish :D) :

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Narwhals, Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Trying to think of more
without the obvious 'rhino'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Triceratops!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Giraffe!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Yellow-billed Hornbill!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Jackalope!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ...What?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Giraffes have horns
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# and also 'the' horn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# This is a lie
not proper spikey unicorn horns
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# A horn's a horn.
They don't count as antlers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pfft
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# squirrel with erm horns!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# speared whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# if that's a RIS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# it should go by its proper b3tan name
Reamfish
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Narwhals always deserve their own thread
they second only to dugong (and maybe pangolins)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# and mandrills!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Manatee FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Really, I was including all of the sea cows

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pangolins
best of all the chocolate refrigerated biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *hugs*
*is impaled*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Yay! animals with horns!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# 'ning SkUG!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# howdo mr PavlovolvoDog
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ah yes
good thinking by compoing it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# And there's only one shower
but it don't apply to Bobby
Dowdow Dowdow Dowdow Dow-de-dow
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)