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# Bill Bailey song called Beautiful Ladies in Danger.
Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world,
But I will protect them
Because I am Chris de Burgh,
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations.

Beautiful ladies are lovely
but sometimes they don't take care,
They're too busy with their makeup
or combing their lovely hair,
to take basic safety precautions.

But I will protect them,
I will save the pretty ones,
with their smiles and their sparkling eyes,
but let the ugly ones die

For I have no place for them,
in my new world order,
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls,

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency.

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
look under the bridges, that's where they hide.

And beauty,
shall be my bride.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I do love this!
I like the "sparrow hitting a milkbottle" sound
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)