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[challenge entry] Beautiful ladies in danger...

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's bloody scary. I'm not familiar with Chris de Burgh's discography, so I don't know the song.

The picture's very woo though :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# i think it was a bill bailey parody song
and it was amusing (cosmic jam or bewilderness)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Bewilderness, I believe
It's not Cosmic Jam.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# fair enough
i've got both, so i get confused
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I've watched all three so many times now, I can't remember either.
I just know It's not on Cosmic Jam.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# speaking of comedy music
i couldn't find corky and the juice pigs in hmv or virgin =(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# yeah, you probably won't
try google for clips
the various members now have their own stand up careers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ok cheers
they do have cds out though don't they?
maybe amazon's a better bet
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# no idea
good luck, if you find anything, let me know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Chris de Burgh's Discography...
Possession of Criminal Records...

bwuahahahahahahaha!*


* not funny blog
(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Bill Bailey song called Beautiful Ladies in Danger.
Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world,
But I will protect them
Because I am Chris de Burgh,
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations.

Beautiful ladies are lovely
but sometimes they don't take care,
They're too busy with their makeup
or combing their lovely hair,
to take basic safety precautions.

But I will protect them,
I will save the pretty ones,
with their smiles and their sparkling eyes,
but let the ugly ones die

For I have no place for them,
in my new world order,
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls,

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency.

Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Kill the trolls,
look under the bridges, that's where they hide.

And beauty,
shall be my bride.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I do love this!
I like the "sparrow hitting a milkbottle" sound
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *scratches head*
this sort of compo thing is too much for my small brain....

nice pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Isn't that Bill bailey's song?
That's most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I thought that
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# euch!
plummeting to certain death off a big building has it's charms...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Beautiful ladies in stressful situations
they're too busy being lovely
to take basic safety precautions
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Good shopping.
But comedy music needs to be shot. Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ah shaddapaya face
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I'm going to
tell Flanders & Swann you said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'd normally agree
but Bill Bailey is a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# lady in red
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(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)