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[challenge entry] quick 'n' nasty, but compo-able

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# looking a champaign in space?
damn this compo
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# pomagne nebulae?
also - what should I get Mrs GS for her birthday. I want answers not questions dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# we need some context here to be useful
Otherwise go for a new Wacom. That's always a perfect birthday present for your parner.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# chah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# a rampant rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# no way...
i gave one to a girl once... and she left me pretty much on the spot
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# you shouldn't have got her batteries as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
#
Xmas 2 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hmm
a twister duvet set
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# do Tesco sell them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Remember the golden rule with buying girls presents
"1 present = 1 point"

Buy her lots of small presents for her to unwrap, but one has to cost more than £50....say some jewllery. Go somewhere together to buy it, she can pick it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you don't understand at all do you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# It's always worked for me
give me some more info then.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# she's a woman
she has me as her other half
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# What more could she possibly need?
Gifts would be superfluous!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT MUTHERLUVVER!
just ribbons and bows it is then!

+ jewellery + flowers + chocs + gadget + music + restaurant + all my money + my life + my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Damnation!
He's figured it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# some time ago
I was just wondering if there had been any advancements in the science
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# A rude person on the internet.
Well I never.

*monacle drops into glass of champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# its not a USP anymore, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# once, i bought my wife a spice rack
and a day at an exclusive spa


she was most pleased with the spice rack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# damn
she has a spice rack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# corn falkes ftw!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# when is her birthday?
mrs thors is on thrusday and i've got her nowt just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Thursday also!
Play.com FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# thursday you say?

*suspects wife*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *suspects Mrs GS*
*considers swinging*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *throws keys in a bowl*

*flushes*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Is it a fizzy galaxy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Asti Spumante Wormhole?
Nope, not seen that before!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Please tell me you people are kidding.
PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# thats no
supernova!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I know!
"Some day you will find me caught beneath a telescope, looking at an alcoholic space-time continuum, lala laaaa..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)