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# Remember the golden rule with buying girls presents
'1 present = 1 point'

Buy her lots of small presents for her to unwrap, but one has to cost more than £50....say some jewllery. Go somewhere together to buy it, she can pick it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you don't understand at all do you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# It's always worked for me
give me some more info then.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# she's a woman
she has me as her other half
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# What more could she possibly need?
Gifts would be superfluous!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT MUTHERLUVVER!
just ribbons and bows it is then!

+ jewellery + flowers + chocs + gadget + music + restaurant + all my money + my life + my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Damnation!
He's figured it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# some time ago
I was just wondering if there had been any advancements in the science
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# A rude person on the internet.
Well I never.

*monacle drops into glass of champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# its not a USP anymore, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# once, i bought my wife a spice rack
and a day at an exclusive spa


she was most pleased with the spice rack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# damn
she has a spice rack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# corn falkes ftw!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)