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# I Was A Teenage Bon Jovi Fan
so I know all the words to his songs up until he turned shit...

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(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# why have you not
taken your life in shame?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# because I want be taken down in a Blaze of Glory...
I blame my father for playing it in the car non stop. Plans are in place.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# why have you not
taken your father's life in shame?


Never mind. I grew up with Elvis, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rush and Gary Fucking Glitter. It's no wonder I went mental and rebellious when the 80's started.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That sounds like the name of the best/worst horror movie ever made!
"I Was a Teenage Bon Jovi Fan"

Ooh, the carnage....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I thought it sounded more like
a channel 4 Dispatches documentary about a boy who shaved his legs and took his own life as he grew more and more alienated from his peers as a result of his blond highlighted mullet and tight t-shirts with the sleeves cut off.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)