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[challenge entry] Bit of lunchtime paint shoppery


Apologies for crapness!

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(jidler changed his name on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# strange...
he doesn't LOOK like Bon Jovi...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# it was hard
trying to find a court pic on JBJ
(jidler changed his name on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you could have made it make sense...
by changing his name, or getting a pic of Phil Spector for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# mebbe
a google search for BJ alone should do the trick?
(doltage, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I don't think the song goes..
"shot through the heart and you're to blame, Philip Cave, you give love a bad name..."

I could be wrong*

* - I know I'm right because I know all the words to all Bon Jovi songs ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Ah!
Well, that explains everything, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# explains what?
that your love is like bad medicine? or that I'm feeling like a Monday but some day I'll be Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# * falters *
um, Richie! Help me out of this one - play me a solo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# and you admit to that?
*points and laughs at bon jovi fan
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I Was A Teenage Bon Jovi Fan
so I know all the words to his songs up until he turned shit...

...


...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# why have you not
taken your life in shame?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# because I want be taken down in a Blaze of Glory...
I blame my father for playing it in the car non stop. Plans are in place.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# why have you not
taken your father's life in shame?


Never mind. I grew up with Elvis, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rush and Gary Fucking Glitter. It's no wonder I went mental and rebellious when the 80's started.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That sounds like the name of the best/worst horror movie ever made!
"I Was a Teenage Bon Jovi Fan"

Ooh, the carnage....
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I thought it sounded more like
a channel 4 Dispatches documentary about a boy who shaved his legs and took his own life as he grew more and more alienated from his peers as a result of his blond highlighted mullet and tight t-shirts with the sleeves cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *joins in*

Can I be part of your clique?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# no i prefer going solo.
i don't do cliques, i have nothing but contempt for everyone equally.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Speaking of lunch

unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# where is it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# appears to be finnish
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# You win the prize!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hurray
I'm quite happy with that since I like winning

And I like prizes
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Finland
It sounds like meaty chunks when you shake it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# EAT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I guess I should
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Finland
Kuusumo to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Bare Soop!
(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# pfffttt.... *
* with spitty bits on monitor and keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Is that a real poncho...
or is that a Sears poncho?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Aldi
3 for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)