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Seeing Rasputin below made me think of this for the compo...
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:43,
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Hey there sir :)Did your Facebook status say you were zombifying me again earlier? Or was it just a dream?
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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:11,
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speaking of which...I was in a club in St Petersburg with a few mates, totally ratted and an absolutely gorgeous russian girl approached me, she couldnt say anything apart from "in your hotel" whenever i tried to kiss her and when I said let's go, she said "now you buy drinks for me and my friends"
As I stood at the bar I had the terrible feeling that she was a hooker.
My friends later confirmed that they had seen an old man directing her and her friends to males on the dancefloor.
She then raped me, slashed my face and stole my money.
I ran away from the bar without buying any drinks.
(As I stood at the bar I had the terrible feeling that she was a hooker.
My friends later confirmed that they had seen an old man directing her and her friends to males on the dancefloor.
I ran away from the bar without buying any drinks.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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"Ratted"lovely turn of phrase that one :)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:04,
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do you have directions to this place?
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:04,
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hahawell according to a russian bloke we chatted to about the incident, the management of nightclubs in russia (most likely the touristy bits) allow prostitutes to operate because it's such a good way to make money. I have mixed feelings about the incident, she was gorgeous, and considering a packet of fags was the equivalent of 50 pence, it would have been excellent value for money.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:15,
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hmm my only prostitute-experiencewas when I took a *wrong turn* when I was out one night and found myself on a street packed with trannies offering blowjobs. Maybe some of them were just really ugly women. In any case, I, too, "made a run for it".
/most commas per word in a sentence evar
Also, may I add that your german is remarkably good for the fact that you've only been learning for 2 years.
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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/most commas per word in a sentence evar
Also, may I add that your german is remarkably good for the fact that you've only been learning for 2 years.
cheerswell, i did german at school but didnt speak it at all for six years after leaving, so I only knew how to tell people what my name was and "wie komme ich am besten zur post?"
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:17,
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Immer Gerade Aus/old dutch wartime game
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:23,
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do you have directions to this place?
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:18,
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I guess running away is better thanwaking up in a bath of ice, missing a kidney.
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Aenesis,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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I've always wondered if that's actually ever happend to anybodyor if it's just an urban myth
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Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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i read that as wanking in a bath of ice
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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i more of a pay for view guyi like to see sport on the box
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mongychops,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:12,
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lower of the russian queenhow rude: woo to both
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Your watch is BACK,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:47,
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