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(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *lindy hops*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hi
from Wales. Coming to the UK soon?
(Smudger, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hello Master of the Synth
no plans for the rest of the year, perhaps early next year. Gramps is getting on a bit and I miss the local maidens.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I wish I could get out
your way.:(
(Smudger, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ask devilduck for some cash, he's loaded
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# :D
um ok
(Smudger, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
Have you changed your username? You look very familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Not for three years or so...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Something like...
"Vulthoom has a cold and is skiving off work..."

Or something..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# A cunning disguise indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Needs more Track 29
But excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Dash!
Missed that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Sorry, I know this song too well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# condolences
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Music teacher at school liked it
We sang it a LOT
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# we had that too
but it was
my way
downtown
and
rhinestone fucking cowboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Chattanooga Choo Choo
The Hippopotamus Song
and The Gnu

She was great.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# That last one makes...
...me think you went to a very progressive school! Is it the gangsta rap remake? :)

Edit: worryingly, having the best Scottish accent in my class (of Scottish kids, but posh ones) I always got to do singing Burns night songs. Joy!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i also have a scottish accent
being from glasgow and all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You clearly...
...didn't go to Hutchie then! Or did you?!? :O
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# A crunchie advert killed that song for me
Pardon me boys is that a crunchie in your pocket?
She's got that Friday feeling. she gets it every day....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Your music teacher was Bill Bailey's dad
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# If she was, she had more secrets than we ever found out about...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# let's dig her up
TO THE GRAVEYARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Er.... she's not dead.....
To my knowledge anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Or...
...SO YOU THOUGHT! She was dead the whole time, just like Bruce Willis in that film!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Either that or we REALLY need to dig her up, quick....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# die hard?
that explains the unsighly bulge...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# can't we go a whole day
without someone demanding an exhumation... my shovel's in at the cleaner's anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# This is the first image of this compo
that i have got
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *pats on back patronisingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# /is pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# pardon me boy...

that's very woo (woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I thought you'd gone stateside -
Is this your stunt double?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# He ain't left yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ^this
this just happens to be my last stint on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# pardon me boys
is that a Crunchie in your knapsack?

That fucking advert
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# and what station is this?
and what time does it go?

oh, and can i get a cuppa?

nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# haha!!
right! i'm offski.
i'll try to be around more tomorrow, i know you've been pining for me today......
BYEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# bye benjy
*flicks match at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Pardon me Roy
but is the cat that chewed your new shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)