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[challenge entry] Brian and Patrick (minus xylophone)



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(darfbozo, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Another one bites the dust
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
ZOMG!!1!11! Patrick Stewart has amnesia! LOL AIDSLOL

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *ahem*
Engage?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haha
he's really let himself go since they de-comissioned the enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
make it ... erm...

Engage?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
wrong patrick there chief
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
oh they're all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
Yeah... men!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
yeah ... tchoi
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
You're right! Its just Patrick Stewart with a wig and a fat suit!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# sorry - I'll add extra inrony
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *re-sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# aw yeah!
uhh, mm - get down... witchyabadself!

*funks*

'ow ya diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# really really MEH
but otherwise groovy I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I don't know about anyone else, but I think it is a shame that Freddie Murcury died of aids.
He was a very good singer, and recently i've enjoyed his work very much.

I don't care about the fact that he contracted aids, presumably via having unprotected sex with other men, who have aids.

Such homophobia is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# homophobia is so gay
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# He was an extremely talented and lovely guy
His sexuality and the fact that his lifestyle was eventually his downfall doesn't change that
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# See? SEE EVERYONE? This is what i'm fucking talking about.
It wasn't his sexuality that was his downfall, it was his lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i see!
he contracted aids by magic
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# He could have easily caught it from a woman
had he been straight.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I presume he contracted aids by having unprotected sex with an aids infected person.
Nothing to do with his sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# What in fuck's name are you on about?
His sexuality increased his risk of catching AIDS because of the lack of understanding of the disease at the time, what I was saying was that this changed nothing about the fact that he was immensely talented and changed rock music forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I think he thought you meant
that his sexuality was his downfall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Yes, implyed strongly by the sentance
"His sexuality and the fact that his lifestyle was eventually his downfall"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# "....doesn't change [the fact that he was massively talented]"
Arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ^This
She was saying that being gay doesn't affect anything, and neither does his lifestyle. Not that gayness make AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Thank you
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# :D
*cheesy grin*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# So are you claiming that Homosexuality is the cause for AIDs ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Not in the slightest
Promiscuity and unprotected sex increase the risk of contracting it, and although there are just as many promiscuous straight people as there are promiscuous gay people it is the gay deaths that get focused on because we still live in a largely homophobic society and it is yet another way of "demonising" homosexuals.

Please stop trying to put words in my mouth and accusing me of being homophobic. I am bisexual, I have gay, lesbian and bisexual friends, and I am going to Pride this weekend. So stop being confrontational.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ^^ This
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Exactly ! It's lifestyle, not sexuality, that eventualy lead to his aids.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# That is what I fucking said in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# no it isn't.
"His sexuality and the fact that his lifestyle was eventually his downfall"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
He slagged it about with loads of people - he was a whore for a while. He got AIDS by having unprotected sex. End of.

He was a lovely bloke and an amazingly talented musician, and now he's dead. Can we leave it at the please? The compo is to design a safe sex campaign, not gay bash or start fights
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I was defining them as SEPARATE THINGS
Statement:
He was an extremely talented and lovely guy.

His sexuality and the fact that his lifestyle was eventually his downfall doesn't change that

Hence:
1. His sexuality....doesn't change that.
2. The fact that his lifestyle was eventually his downfall...doesn't change that.

His lifestyle - ie engaging in frequent unprotected sex - was what resulted in his AIDS. We just agreed on that. All I was implying was that his personal life didn't change the fact he was talented.

Learn to fucking read before you accuse people of being things they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ^THIS HARD.
But now stop arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# there is only one way to settle this
....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# It's not B3ta that's the problem
It's wankers accusing me of being something I'm not just to be confrontational.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# rise above it grasshopper

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I normally would
I'm just in a bad mood today and I'm perfectly entitled to call a cunt a cunt if I do so wish...so I am doing.

Nice yellow sticker though;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
much needed chill pill
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i heard it was because he injected immigrants through gay needles

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# dibs on the needles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# too late m'fraid
they went on ebay for £2100.00 (+ £20 p&p)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I heard he got it off a toilet seat
and I always thought Queen were shit anyway

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Just because you don't like someone's music, you think they desserve to die?
Not only that, you think they're to die a terrible death.

I thought better of you, to be quite frank.

=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# slowly too...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# h from steps deserves to die
this has nothing to do with his sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Not many people DESERVE to die.
The few that soring to mind include Hitler and Pol Pot.

Just because you don't like someone, you should never wish death upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Just die
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# who are you, gandalf?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# TO THE DAILYMAILCOPTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^Gayest evar post^
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# His overbite was shocking, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# He didn't die of aids, he died of bronchial pneumonia
the aids led to the onset of the pnuemnonia

/in other news, afternoon peeps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Archie!
*Thursdays*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hiya Hon!
*just got back in time*!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# That's like saying "Guns don't kill people, bullets do."
And it doesn't neglete the point.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I don't know what a 'neglete' is
fact is, the pneumonia actually killed him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I ment 'neglect'.
He would of most probaly survived the pneumonia if he hadn't of contracted aids.

Eaither way, the point is irrelevent.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Point taken, but it's just a very sweeping statement to say he 'died of aids' when he technically didn't though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Is that like not being being afraid of flying
but afraid of crashing?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# The Internet is no place for accuracy, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# wise and sage words, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# wikid man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)