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[challenge entry] Gloal Warming, the harsh truths:

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# That's all charlie?
There's fucking kilos of the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# They sell it to the anteaters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# And rightly so
those fuckers have more money than sense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Well with tongues that long.
They can earn it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Ooh! amusing anecdote time!
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/09/but-but-but.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
What a stupid twat she was.
And I don't mean your daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I was dumbfounded by it, I really was.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Have you heard from her since?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# No, and I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# People are the weirdest people.
What a strange and callous woman! I hope you got her numberplate and reported her for failing to report an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Nah, I didn't really care
I've told people not to worry twice recently when

1) a smart car put a big dent in the side of my Delica and
2) a Cavalier reversed into me so hard that it lifted the back of the landrover up and the panel dropped in between the wing and the bonnet.

I buy cars and drive them until they are fucked, so a dent doesnt really bother me as much as the claim would piss them off.

That's what makes her attitude so annoying - I wasn't angry about the accident at all - these things happen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# An untapped resource
Antarctica
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Charlie don't ski!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Is that an intentionally obscure Clash reference?
Or do I listen to them too much for someone my age?

EDIT: Woo to the orginal post.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# It was an Apocalypse Now reference
But yes, yes you do. :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Okay, thanks for clarifying that.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# But they'll melt!!!
I hated melted chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# lol


(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)