Can't think of a funny title.
From the Elvis challenge. See all 427 entries (closed)
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From the Elvis challenge. See all 427 entries (closed)
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I should be but I'm not
I think it's fear...Mrs the Bun is dragging me along to the National Self Build Centre...this does not bode well for my "playing on b3ta" time
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18,
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I think it's fear...Mrs the Bun is dragging me along to the National Self Build Centre...this does not bode well for my "playing on b3ta" time
WTF is the National Self Build Centre?
Do you live in North Korea?
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:20,
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It's where you go to learn all the whys and wherefors of building your own home
I haven't even finished the loft in this place and already shes planning what I get to do on my weekends for the next 2 years
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:22,
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I haven't even finished the loft in this place and already shes planning what I get to do on my weekends for the next 2 years
I think tramps have the right idea.
Home is where you sleep, living outdoors - wonderful.
I suppose getting set on fire by kids isn't nice though.
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:24,
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I suppose getting set on fire by kids isn't nice though.
Bookmark it, saves retyping
"A dog is a (wo)man's best friend"
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:31,
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*shudders*
And on that "I utterly grossed out" note I bid you all adieu...have a very pleasant rest of Sunday my fellow b3tans. Don't feed too many trolls and don't go out onto the moors at night.
that is so wrong
and most animals don't live more than 10 years, so it makes you a paedo
plus, it makes you want to have sex with large boobied women
and even possibly wank at cartoon drawings of them
;)
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:38,
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plus, it makes you want to have sex with large boobied women
and even possibly wank at cartoon drawings of them
;)
I found your last comment particularly offensive :)
There's Maddie posts every 5 minutes, yet people moan about the love between a woman and a CONSENTING sheepdog?
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:47,
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I wish I had a middle name
I should get an offensive one, like "Ishitinyourmothersfilthycunt". Just to please airport security!
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 13:14,
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hu?
I'm hard to offend. Whatever greases your wheels is fine with me, as long as it's consensual.
Regarding bestiality, it' sone of the biggets hypocrisies of our sexually repressed society.
If a big guy wank a pig, possibly wearing a rough leather glove and not being properly friendly, to collect sperm it's ok.
If a youg woman does it just for the sake of it, possibly treating the animal much better, is wrong.
Coll me a pig, but I know what I would prefer!
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:47,
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Regarding bestiality, it' sone of the biggets hypocrisies of our sexually repressed society.
If a big guy wank a pig, possibly wearing a rough leather glove and not being properly friendly, to collect sperm it's ok.
If a youg woman does it just for the sake of it, possibly treating the animal much better, is wrong.
Coll me a pig, but I know what I would prefer!
Well you've convinced me.
*puts on best shirt and aftershave, and visits local farm*
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:49,
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remember not to put your foot in their mouth
it' snot good for local farms.
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:51,
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pfft you're a moron.
liberal hippies are the ones that allow people do what they want, that's what liberal means. It's the conservatives that want to ban people having fun.
Pretty much everyone on b3ta is a liberal hippy, if you can't handle it, get thee to a neocon forum where you can wank over guns and Ann Coulter.
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 13:01,
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Pretty much everyone on b3ta is a liberal hippy, if you can't handle it, get thee to a neocon forum where you can wank over guns and Ann Coulter.
If you're being sarcastic
please put "I'm being sarcastic" in your post. Ta.
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:17,
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when I posted mine I used: Indiana Elvis and The Chunky Burger Delux....OF DOOM!!!
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:18,
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Cock-sticks!
I thought I'd had an original idea for once.
Nice work.
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:19,
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Nice work.
nothing wrong with that, then
/aside from giving me a complex about Ms. Jolie still GMTFH
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Sun 16 Sep 2007, 12:24,
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