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# Creativity, imagination, ideas, language
= the capacity to piss on an dying woman in the street.
Actually, wait, that's not quite right; I bet all kinds of species of animal have done similar things. They just don't have newspapers to report it, or any sense of decency to be outraged.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I've always wondered if other animals are capable of having a sense of outrage.
I'd love to see giraffes doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# only some primates do
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Chimps routinely eat their neighbour's babies
so whatever they're getting outraged about, it must be something other than that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# well, they get outrged if they are the victims
that is

like the Daily Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Daily Mail readers hate it when their babies are eaten by chimps.
They're so uptight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)