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# heh
my missus has 3 makeup bags

yesterday she went to work and I stayed at home and had to tidy up - only she'd left the contents of one of her makeup bags on the sofa

I've never seen so many bewilderingly odd items in my life. What are they all for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# More to the point, where do the girls all disappear to when an opportunity for a make-up conversation comes up?
*mutters to self about new Bobbi Brown eyes and lips palette*
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# my missus goes wibbly when it's gift time at Clinique
I don't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# on /talk
I'm pretty sure everyone there will be passionated about such a topic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *checks*
Yup, I'm a girl, I'm around!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Bobbi brown eh?
*goes off to download the Ghostbusters 2 theme song*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Blackeye make up for Whitney!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# They are largely animal fat and power station ash
and they are for making some people rich

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# we are talking about makeup
not McDonald's food
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I think I'm out of my depth
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# so it seems
 



me too. Just pretend you know what's going on and nod politely
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *nods*
*smiles*

*has look of fear in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# watch out
the can smell fear a mile away!

*smells*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *covers up smell with incredibly over-priced plant oils in alcohol from ornate bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# don't forget
the whale vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Only the finest aged whale vomit, natch
also the arse-gland sprayings of various mammals etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *inhales*
*vomits*
sprouts?!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# why not
afterall
www.perfumecountry.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DIRT-WOMEN
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I clicked because it said dirt-women
and I though it was a typo.

I was not expecting that someone could have thouhgt out something so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Apparently it actually does smell like dirt
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# dirt like soil or dirt like hobo?
nothing advertises a night of romance and passionate erotic love like the smell of dirt on a woman.
It also has some necrophiliac undertones too it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# soil
I mean soil can smell .. quite pleasant .. that earthy loamy after the rain in the countryside type sketch ... but as a perfume?!

the necrophilia angle never even occured to me ... but I like it ... 'darling - you smell as if you've been freshly disinterred!'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# not my first choice for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)