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[challenge entry] LOL Ninjas!


Watch out for the new fad of ninjas bowling giant cabbages at you from above!!!!!!!!!

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
#
I'm sending down 'caribiner on t'wire
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# cabbages?
are you sure that's not a lettuce?

*has veg recognition badge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# looks very cabbagey to me
/ex greengrocer blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# it's too pale!
it's either an anaemic drumhead or a tightly-packed iceberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# it's a cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it's a marble.
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
#
www.tainongseeds.com/CabbageFlat.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# It's Texan
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Deffinitly a cabbage.
Lettuce is more shiney.
And is not made of cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ok, so it's a cabbage.
at least i didn't call it a sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# a brassica's a brassica
and a sprout is but a tiny cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# dammit
missed a trick there. "ninjas with ridiculously oversized sprouts". they could chuck buckets of them at people from the top of high buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# i love this idea!
watermelons dropped from the 13th floor hit cats in a humorous way. sprouts may work just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# like mark lamarr
on buzzcocks, you mean? they started with a grape and moved up to a melon or something. i like the idea of buckets of sprouts, i have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# much like mark lamar, yes.
i just liked throwing stuff out of the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Then go for it
Follow your dreams, and the sound of breaking watermelon and splattering cats
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i typed "cabbage" into google image search
and used the first picture i came across. if it's a lettuce then don't blame me, blame the ninja for being silly.

(ludicrously oversized source: aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/extension/Texascrops/brassicacolecrops/cabbage5.jpg)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# seems i was wrong, then...
...still looks lettucey, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Else someone thought
"ROFLOL lets put a lettuce in the cabbage search"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Let's face it
I would.

In all meanings of the phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# cabbage lover!
you loooove the veg!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# you can warm it a bit first
but not boiled unless you like that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# nothing boiled is good on the ladybits
much chafing and redness occurs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Fortunately
I have no ladybits. Boiled would still be a terrible idea but half-boiled and softened... there's the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# possibly with a knob...



...of butter...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# hmmm
i like the way you think
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# me too
my mind keeps me constantly amused/confused/in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# for a seamey picture
that wasn't particularly well-cropped at its base the response to this has been somewhat better than expected. thank'ee all kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Would you prefer:

?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# ?
if you say so then no doubt it's so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# haha!
unexpected cabbage!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *Fears*
I've always suspected cabbages have more sinister uses
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)