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[challenge entry] Ninjas

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(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# silly abuscruffy,
muslim lady person is not ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# We call them ninjas here in Arabia
And some of them act like ninjas (http://www.asharqalawsat.com/english/news.asp?section=1&id=10309)
(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oh i see, now all is clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# That's
what they want you to think...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That guy at the bottom appears to have what looks like an elephant winky coming out of his head!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I saw tapir winkies last week
...they're STRANGE :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Well they are!
I can't find a photo, but it's all square at the end

Edit: Here's my pic, but it doesn't really show it well
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ooh, so he does
Elephant Cock Head Fanatic Man would make a GREAT superhero, though I guess is you were to do it you might end up with a fatwa or something.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I might write a theme tune actually
He's got an elephant's cock attached to his head
He's powered by the power of Mohammed
If you eat pork he'll kill you hard until you're dead
While spunk dribbles from his elephant cock's bell end.

He likes the Koran,
And he'll do you harm,
If you're a Christian or Jew or Infidel,
It's Allah's will,
For him to kill,
He's got a Tapir's cock stuck on his chin as well
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Burns embassy
(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# The National Museum of Scotland
the piece which started the collection and the 'longest' showing exhibit; elephant wang!

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# that's his
rage special power
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# they are not ninjas!
they're those damn muslim ones
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)