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[challenge entry] It's a coffee table book

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# eww!
you wank on your coffee table?

Ace! and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# doesn't everyone?
i sneak into his house when he's out and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# a game of soggy coffee table?
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *repost opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
bet that took for ever to make

however long it took, it was worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# it did take a little while, yes
and ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I dunno
once they got over the initial embarrassment it was wood all the way.
Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I thought glass coffee tables
were only invented for sexual depravity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# HA!
Caught you! You Racist!

ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/09/19/modern-humans/
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I would like to categorically state
that that jerk is NOT me and I love all manner of darkies dagos and furrners! Thankyou.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ok.. I'll belive you
I found out I had one of them darkies in my family tree the other day...

Went outside this morning, poor bastard's still hanging there.

Courtesy of my little sister. Honestly, what ARE they teaching kids nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ew!
knocking one off over a dead toff's tits
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# good job you're no toff!
and erm . . alive and . . . *shuts up*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'm so not
apprently I sound like some bint off Corrie
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *b-doinnk!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# the corries?
.. come fill up my cup, come fill up my can, come saddle my horses and call out my men, unhook the west port and let us gae freeeee, for it's up with the bonnets of bonnie Dundee!

*sigh* wishes he was in Scotland ... and it was warmer

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# also - this is all the ace - I'd forgotten how good it is:
Sleep oh babe while the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire
Dusk is drawn and the green man's thorn
Is wreathed in rings of fog
Sheevra sails his boat till morn
Upon the starry bog
A lyan van o the paley moon
Has ringed her cusp in dew
And weeps to hear the sad sweet song
I sing my love to you
Sleep oh babe for the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pfft starry bog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# no - BAD DEBBIL
it's beautiful...

*whistfully drinks whisky*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# why aren't you in scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I am
... well - Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oh
thought so
*wanders off confused to get dressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *chases*
*catches before you have a chance*
*has wicked way*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Dead Toffs Tits
great name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Was there any topless shots of her?
*reaches for kleenex*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# we've all done it.... it's nothing to be ashamed of
the queen mum was a hottie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
So. Who's been dead for funtin' ages, that we can shop for next weeks unimaginative compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# boo...
I'm enjoying this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *grins*
Just seems like a repetetive theme, is all.
Elvis... Dead... Check.
Diana... Dead... Check.
Winehouse... OD's sometime soon... Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "Open your mind... Halibut"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not listening...
*covers ears with fins*
Lalalalalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ninja weapons...erm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah I didn't like that one
prolly cos I only did one and it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Dianasaurus Rex
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Who's going to waste precious seed on her?
apart from Charles, James, Will, Dodi etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)