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[challenge entry] Not as good as the 'rolling down a hill in a runaway bathtub' episode

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha ha
*breathes*

It's the hammer... and... oh jesus...

This is very difficult to handle in work...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles b3ta.

I've had suffer two very special brands of idiots to day.

Idiot 1.

On out site it says. We only take 18-30s and if you book and your outside that bracket you will have to pay for the first night (or words to that effect).

Guy turns up, early 50's stoked as he is staying three days and will only have to pay for one.

Idiot 2:

Our sign says a free brekkie is included. Two idiots turn up at the door and don't want to stay, they just want the free breakfast!


GAAAAAAAAH!

EDIT: And sorry for the TJ.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# did you get your cudgel out and bring on the pain?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# And breathe!
'Ning Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# What's in the free brekkie?
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Brekkie is good!
Cereal, toats, croissants, juice and fresh coffee:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# WOT NO BACONS?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# HEATHEN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# HEAVEN!
Ooh baby does your love come first? Ooh heaven is a bacon on toats.

Actually, I don't eat bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oh, that sounds lovely
/free breakfast conoisseur

I'll be round in five. :)

(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Oooh!
Free breakfast!?

*scuttles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# why the age limit?
you sods
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# So I can be surrounded by young, beautiful, tanned aussie lasses:)
Well it's a youth hostel innit:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# bit unfair on us older backbackers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# But more and more older folk are going backpacking now
90,000 working people over 25 take a gap year every year, and that's not counting the 200,000 retirees.

(Source: Mintel)
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# How can these people take a gap year every year?
jammy b*stards

/bitter working man blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha
I didn't write that properly, did I?

However, if you do wish to take a career break, I can recommend an excellent website...
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ah but they tend to have more calateral
Those who do stay in hostels don't find an shortages of places that will take them.
We target a specific market and many of those that do stay, especially in the 18 to 21, feel
uncomfortable drinking or partying when there are people the age of their parents around.
Also if you run a hostel that is available to any age you do get a small number of people
that are staying in hostel for the wrong reasons like substance abuse.
This is when you start finding bodies passed out in the corridors or find needles in the bathroom.
I know from experience as when I took this place over it pretty much was a crack house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# It's a house for young louts and layabouts
and, um, actually, yeah - what Mongy said!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Box their ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# eeee by gum :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)