Afraid not
I'm a uni student so you'd spit on me, anyhow
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emcake putting a donk on it since,
Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:42,
archived)
when I was 16 I was jumped by three lads and beaten up in a club called Klute
in Durham (not sure what it's called now) because they thought I was a student.
My nose is still a little squint to this day.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:49,
archived)