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[challenge entry] I bet you've seen this on b3ta a thousand times before....

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(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# it's very woosome
and I may be being thick, but I don't see how it's a spoonerism.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# gas clock
glass cock

Pffffft.

You're right, it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That's not a spoonerism..
That would be Class Gock..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Since spoonerisms are a primarily a speech mixup
rather than a written one, it's safe and correct to swap synonyms as well as first letters.
For example, Warchedelic Psylord would work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
nonym
llable
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# whoops, yes.
I was so pleased at spelling synonym correctly that I forgot it was just plainly wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# well...
i was going to do that Gok bloke from the naked program with a monacle or something... but preferred this.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# right - yeah ...
I was ... dunno - my Gran's not very well so I'm a bit distracted

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# She was fine last night
unless she's really not very well . . . C]:0\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# no - she's not
but thanks for keeping her company
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *weak smile*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# it is if you're northern

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# or retarded
same difference i suppose.




on a side note, is it possible to be racist towards northerners?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# it's positively encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# all you poncy Southern work shy dandy fop bastards
are about to experience the Northern smackdown, Wear Dale style!

/is fast like the Nornern wind, they call him Johnny Lazers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# weardale style?
steady man

there's no need to inbreed at them!

just a simple traditional sawnoff fest should do the trick :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
what know thee of the ways of the dale of the river wear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# we don' hold wi'h ou'siders
our ways is our ways... and we don' care to share 'em wi'h the likes of naebody!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I actually understood that
I've been in Durham too long.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# where in Durham
... do you know Crook?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I learned how to drink and how to fight and how to love in Crook
... what a dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Afraid not
I'm a uni student so you'd spit on me, anyhow
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# when I was 16 I was jumped by three lads and beaten up in a club called Klute
in Durham (not sure what it's called now) because they thought I was a student.

My nose is still a little squint to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# We know all
in..

the city :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you mean....
Bishop Auckland?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# wouldn't I be out trying to be gangsta doing drivebys in my mams fiesta if I lived there?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# possibly
or letting your horse wander freely around the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# on crack
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
the rate that north south line is shifting upwards you'll soon regret saying that.
on the bright side, at least we have work down here to be shy from.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I've said it a thousand times
anything South of Middlesboro is South... although you don't get into The South until you're somewhere in line with Hull. The bit in between in the middle and people will be assessed on a case by case basis.

You don't have work down South, you're all just one huge service industry feeding upon itself and buying food and coal from the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha.
Manchester is North. anywhere near geordie land is just the Scotland overspill where the jocks re-home the ones even they don't want.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Manchester is the chuffing midlands
everyone knows it, but they're just too polite to say so.

Luckily - I'm rude... you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# indeed
manchester=midlands

get over it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# amused/offended/amused/offended ad infinitum
/Jock blog

not even slightly offended
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# is that because, south of the border, they're all bastards :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Northumberland's full of strange people
if you ask me, it's a bit too North for my liking.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# in summation
the known universe is:
North of ... Richmond,
South of Corbridge,
East of Alston.

the further away you are from this area, this Garden of Eden if you will, the more of a cunt you are likely to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# they all talk that odd dialect of norwegian too
pronurnce yer woards prerperly silly nurthermbria!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# glasscox?
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# TIS!
a spoonerism doesn't mean the first letters only, just logical components of words. i could link to to wikipedia but then would probably discredit my reply!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Pfft
Don't bother linking to Wikipedia, it's a little project website of questionable notability
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# between you and me
i'm not even convinced it exists. it has far too many articles about the moon landing for my liking...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# and "science" has yet to even proove the existance of the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# it's just a bunch of made up crap
filled with nerd rage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# later today other B3tans will be explaining themselves, this was just a taster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# it is the accidental
transposition of sounds to humerous effect and has nothing to do with initial letters as some smug ( not so ) know-it-alls would try and mislead you to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# why?
what do you think a spoonerism is then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Oof!
You should post more if this is anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# casglock!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Meh, looks good tho!
Have a NakedGunCDC:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# this wins everything
HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Leslie's expression is right on
Like it was tailor-made for a cdc. How bizarre...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I think
he wants to wipe, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I bloody love this
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# and this
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# This always makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# LOL!
Very good!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# this am win
of ever!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# a very well known brand of pistol
favoured by karen from devizes?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ahhh!
took me a while...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)