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[challenge entry] phil, er... spectre

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From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 782 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Buzz Osborne?
The Melvins.

*win*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# wrong,
it was boston
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Badzt Maru!
Or whatever he's called. I have him on a guitar strap though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# A very unpleasant man indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# but a genius
and geniuses are usually unpleasant people, James Brown, Mozart etc
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# No they aren't
(Pachey, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# there's always exceptions :)
give me some examples of true geniuses who aren't (at least to some extent) up their own arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Me
(Pachey, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# haha
fair enough. In which case me as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Oh I don't doubt his contributions to music
Just a total wanker.
Can we add Ike Turner as well?
Speaking of which did anyone see the
"Ike beats Tina to death" headline?
Thought that was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Can I just threadjack and say:
Have any b3tans read 'The Raw Shark Texts'?

If you can't think of anything for Christmas, I'd recommend it. If the idea of seeing a shark meme in the pattern of your carpet appeals to you, and seeing it move would scare the shit out of you, it's well worth tucking up in bed with.

It's about a guy who's being chased by a memory-munching conceptual shark that lives in information media. It's great. It uses things like ASCII art and even turns into a flick-book at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I saw one yesterday
Pets with Tourettes

Pics of fluff, with swaery speech bubbles.
It's the sort of stuff we'd dismiss as toap, yet this spawny get has got a book out of it.

I hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# We can beat him.
We need another book. All images. We can call it....

OMG TEH INTERNETS IS PAYPER


Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# 'WDITOT?', you mean?
Did he have permission for the original pictures?
We should track down one of the owners and get them to sue him.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Made this for my brother - can't remember why.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)