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# My Dad delivered furniture to his house
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# to his new 'arse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# erm probably
*looks around for help and makes "what is he on about" type gestures to cam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *whispers through ear piece*


researcher says it's a pun based on "my arse" being like saying "my 'ouse"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ooh! ooh! hahahahhahaahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# My baby did a very cute thing last night.
For the first time ever, she got onto my hand of her own accord.

I was so pleased/proud/slightly premenstrual that I had a little cry.

I've got a photo, but no upload cable. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# she'll be leaving home soon....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# She'd better not
There's no heat mats out there...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# put the camera on a nearby scanner and scan it in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# There is no nearby scanner
I've got a fax machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# that's a small baby
or you have big hands
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Tis my lizard, Fran
She's about 6.5 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# is it a premature baby pygmy shrew with a growth disorder?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Tis one of these
www.jmgreptile.com/cimages/bt2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That is some kind of pretty right there
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It's not my actual girl
But she looks the same. Apart from her tail is shorter and fatter. And she is the prettiest lizardbaby ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# isn't that a gecko?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# It is.
a hyper/hypo (I can never remember) tangerine leopard gecko.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# All of this sounds slightly sinister to me
But I am only half awake. 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Not sinister! Nice! Very nice!
Lizard daughter loves her mummyperson!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Does your hand smell of flies?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Autocomplete?
'Ning you sexeh pance-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Hello lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# No, she doesn't eat flies!
She eats mealworms. And I don't smell of those either. *sniffs wrist* I smell of Chanel no. 5 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)