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# It's times like this
that I wish I hadn't spent all my money on food.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# did you buy any raw liver?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# No.
Only people food.

That is, food made from people.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# People have livers too.
Delicious.
Try not to get an alcoholics though.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That's why you should be sure to get your liver from certified sources.

(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I tend to pick my own.
*brandishes killing knife*
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# My Killing knife can detect a man's liver from 47 paces.
It also has teh Quo engraved on it.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I prefer the rustic charm of working with your hands
and a rusty blade.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You just can't beat the personal touch of using your hands.
I mean, sure you can buy the rust-free, heat-seeking killing knives, but it eliminates the challenge of the real sport of Kings; killing people and nicking their livers.
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Yes, it just annoys me when the commoners think it's cruel.
The victims enjoy being torn apart and eaten
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I enjoy tearing them apart and eating them...
...therefore it is inconcievable that the so called "victims" wouldn't share these feelings! It's all a commoner conspiracy I tells ye!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)