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[challenge entry] Many thanks to Bearded Whumpus for the idea
Quick, dirty punnage for teh afternoon. And based on a very similar theme to my last post. Oh, well.

From the Crabs! challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Feck!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# crab nebula?
oi grunty!

kick me off the internets

I'm too busy to be here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Will do
*kicks*

Edit: I didn't mean it, Freebs, come back!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# you kicked him too far!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I know
He's logged out of IM too!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# maybe you should've stopped kicking him after he fell down...
:/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Pffaahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# After'ning son!
What's all this stuff again about you having another mommy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# there you are!!
where've you been?
dad can't cook at all!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
COME BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Oh dear!
Has he been trying to make you eat his EXPERIMENTS again?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *sobs*
my tongue is 1cm shorter than it was!

my 'real world' mum has taken the dog for a walk.
she changed her name to chumpchop!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ahhh, I did wonder


What's a 'real world'? and what has your dad been doing to you?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i think the 'real world' is beyond the edges of the moniter...
and he made a light bulb omlette that was a bit sharp....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *shields eyes from the sun*
Yup.

*tucks thumbs into beltloops and wanders off...*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# full of crabby goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# CRABLOAF
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *does*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# woah tasty!
thesunmachine.net/images/image_archive/grabcrab.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Please tell me that's been 'shopped...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i don't believe so
then again i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Well I know both Crab Sticks and Bread Sticks...
...but that can't be right!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *Glees*
Although I thought you'd just stick a loaf of bread over the crab in your last post and leave it at that.

What you've done is a little bit scary. I'll be watching any slightly mouldy bread for signs of sprouting legs and claws...
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Scary? It could be worse...
www.b3ta.com/board/7961183
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)