Evil fruit for teh compo
Have an exceptionally quick and dirty entry...

(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

Don't eat them.
They're not very nice.

And apparently poisonous. That must be bollocks though, as I'm still here.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

I work on the basis
taht all food that isn't very nice must be bad for you.

Mmmm permanent cake.
(Bearded Whumpus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

like uric acid.
Blech.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

what's
that?

Do you mean bleach? 'Tis late in they day and I am easyly confused.

edit: nor can I spell, it seems.
(Bearded Whumpus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

I haven't a clue.
wee acid?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

Bollocks are poisonous and don't taste nice?
Also, sorry for the TJ, but what's the difference between a "fan" and a "friend" on this site? It's got me all confused...
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

I have no idea, I was wondering that.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

A fan is someone who has added you as a friend
But you have not returned the favour
A friend is when you both add each other



I think




Has no fans or friends ):
(M o D IV. War has changed, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

I don't think it can be...
I have one fan, and one friend, but they're both the same person...

I think Jessie must be right. :)
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'm one of your fans
despite the rape.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Fans have added you as a friend
Friends are people YOU have added
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Oooh...
Thanks very much. :D
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

No problem!

( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

a fan is someone who's stalking you
and friend is a fan but you don't mind them stalking you and you tell them where you'll be at certian times.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

*Fears*
More food for me to worry about sprouting legs.
(Bearded Whumpus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

i kept meaning to do this
but i didn't
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

oh noes!

( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

YES
YES

OH YES

*clicks it like it wants it*
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

:D
they taste good! but they bite back if you are not careful
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

This actually looks appetizing !

( Valin . . . Screenning Screens . . ., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

toppage shoppage

(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

These are not easy to pick . . .

( Valin . . . Screenning Screens . . ., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)