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[challenge entry] Mustchios

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(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# One of them looks like a whelk.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You're Whelk-come.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oi, s(t)ir! Be careful!
(btw, woo!)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# easy now
you're making me feel clammy (sorry)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Youo love to show your mussel!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i do indeed love to show my prawn
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you've been known to get a little shellfish with it though
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# enough of these crab puns!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# No way, I've still got lobster go.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# me too, i'm having a whale of a time
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i'm trying hard to shrimp of a good pun
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# you just have to mollusc it over
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# We must be scalloping towards the finishing line by now, surely.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# my puns are certainly getting krilly bad
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I come prepared.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ooo
That was 1111 posts!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Really?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# That's BUPA for ya
She should have gone to the Whelkome inn!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Careful,
some cockle reply and get you into a pun war.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I always beat the hat with not fuss
You really wanna take on the big gums?!:P
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Maybe not.
I'm very conch-ientious of my punning.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ooo nice one!
But my reputation does make others clammy!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# For that, you deserve to walk the plank.Tons of people would agree with me.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
Let's all say a Praire for Sue
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# bearded
pistachios? Surely clam is needed?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# haha
I can't seem to find the clitoris
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I had heard that.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :{D

(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Where's Bill when you want the guy to explain stuff?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# He's over there.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *Bill Oddie in dodgy hostel shock*
How much coke did you find? ;)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Only the kiddy stuff
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Given how much charlie goes though the BBC it wouldn't surprise me if Bill trains little guys like Robins to have a good go at lines like that
before he films them being active all over the place

not that I seriously mean the latter half of what was said
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sugar dates! Sugar dates and figs!
Sugar dates and Mustachios!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)