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[challenge entry] ...i'll bet she waxes...

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# BEWWWWWBS.
I am going to drink a litre of orange juice and make a car out of the carton over the course of This Is Spinal Tap.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# SRSLY DOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# lal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Her chest appears to be made of wax...
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# they...
...definitely appear to be some form of prosthesis...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hence,
teh moustache!

'She' takes them off at night! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ...and...
...puts them in a jar next to her nipples.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# what chest?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# The bigger the cushion
the sweeter the pushin'
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling you.
Kick my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# There was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# We've got Armadillos in our trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# what's wrong with being sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ...i hear that!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# It's images like this^^^
that make me glad to be a puff.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Wax on . . .
Wax off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# seems familiar
must be a hairless cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# On polystyrene?
Ruins the finish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Prefer Heidi
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Does she dress it the same below?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# As that dog in the Churchill ads says
Ohhh Yes
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# ...a partial beard!...
...CHEATER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)