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# Her chest appears to be made of wax...
:s
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# they...
...definitely appear to be some form of prosthesis...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hence,
teh moustache!

'She' takes them off at night! ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ...and...
...puts them in a jar next to her nipples.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# what chest?...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# The bigger the cushion
the sweeter the pushin'
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling you.
Kick my ass.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# There was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# We've got Armadillos in our trousers.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# what's wrong with being sexy?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ...i hear that!...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# It's images like this^^^
that make me glad to be a puff.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)