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[challenge entry] you knows, i knows, what counts is under nose


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(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I CLOSED MY EYES
DREW BACK THE FORESKIN (AHHH)
TO SEE THE RAW SKIN (AAAAH)

somethingsomethingsomething.


My best mate sings this. He sings nothing else, but if singing's afoot, he sings this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I tend to opt for the Philosopher's Song.
Or, if unavailable, the one about fingering a girl in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I will sing most things. All the time.
It's rare I'm not tumteetuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# have you given up the Fat Homs now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# We're still working on getting the drummer a new car (I think)
as he sold his before he fucked off to Aus, and now he's back he has no money, no job, and no car. I haven't even seen him yet- we were meant to get together last week but it was cancelled for reasons not explained to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# today I are be mostly humming...
"Paris to Berlin" by infernal
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I generally opt for Nebular Raven's Winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Anything off Carcass' best (yes it IS) album
Reek of Putrefaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Truthspeak!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Heartwork ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It explodes like glittering fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# but it is grey:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# craig chambers?!
*buys up all the tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# who now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *shrugs*
i just wanted to look like a cool kid ready for my school reunion on saturday...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Looks pretty grey to me
Grey or gray? I dunno.
Hello and welcome. Pull up a pussy, sit down in a shop.
You'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# His 'tache is about the only thing on that image that isn't technicolor.

PLEASE EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# super n00b and all that
bigger it is techicolour, but yeah looks grey from this distance, balls. Plus first go at using a image thingy other than paint but now i'm just making excuses...
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Okay.

I'm going to get more coffee now. Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)