From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)
( , Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
pff
we had these little naked buggers on a mirror in the hallway when i was a kid. i never saw the point.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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te point was they were clearly too young for what the comic strip was about
but 20 years ago the newspapers loved underage sex
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39,
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yep
i decided that i had 2 months, so i would save as much as i could. even if i can't afford to get hammered, i can still enjoy myself and meet everyone!
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44,
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Mingle carefully
and nobody will notice you're not getting a round in.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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I started saving last week!
I have no clue how much the train fare alone will be!!!!
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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I'll give you the sexiest handshake ever - it'll totally be worth it.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47,
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If you book enough in advance
you can get a weekend return from London to Leeds and back for about £20. I assume it works the same the other way round.
If not, there's always Megabus for a quid fifty each way.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55,
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If not, there's always Megabus for a quid fifty each way.
Sounds plausible
It cost me £32.50 to Brum from Sheff the other week! But that was travelling straight
away.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57,
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It cost me £32.50 to Brum from Sheff the other week! But that was travelling straight
away.
Ouch.
Luckily, I have a young persons railcard.
*flaunts money-saving youth*
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59,
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*flaunts money-saving youth*
I can't book until I know if I can come or not.
Oh well, I can always sell my body for some extra cash.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57,
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i'll probably be getting a national express bus
i'm fairly sure it's cheaper than the train.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56,
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best of all the drinks
that come in pints.
tequila, sambucca, aftershock, vodka, bacardi, these are all marvellous drinks.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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tequila, sambucca, aftershock, vodka, bacardi, these are all marvellous drinks.
You seem to be forgetting just about every other drink that comes in pints.
I have bad childhood cider memories.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09,
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i hate lager
mild and bitter are rank and guinness is evil. cider is light, fruity and refreshing.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16,
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pfft
why were these once acceptable in newspapers, now it's all "BURN THE PAEDO CUNTS AND WHOEVER HAS A SIMILAR NAME - HERE AM THEIR ADDRESSSESS".
It's astounding how times have changed. I, for one, shall be resisting change, and shall be enjoying all over child porn cartoons when I wish, and if I am obstructed by law enforcement agencies, I shall be writing to my MEP.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42,
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It's astounding how times have changed. I, for one, shall be resisting change, and shall be enjoying all over child porn cartoons when I wish, and if I am obstructed by law enforcement agencies, I shall be writing to my MEP.