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(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)
# concise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)
# c'ns-e.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# It lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER.
How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Meh, no change since last we were talking.
Except I've spent the time since then on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# c's
How weird, we have two lurkers signed up for the bash. Does that count as stalking?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Nah, it can't
because I was a lurker when I went to MY first bash. And I'm not a stalker. Am I? :(

"Oh hi, I'm baldmonkey. Who are you?" "I'm hexachordal." "...who?" "I WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER."
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# oh! you're the one from the newsletter?!
that means i know your whole name! *address searches* I know your address now too. I shall send you some biscuits and a cheese sculpture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# *pouts*
i want cheese sculpture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# *hack*
No...you...don't....*die*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# okay...
i'll stick to the wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# *intercepts biscuits and cheese*
This cheese tastes a bit like anthrax.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Yeah but it's a bit creapy if you've been on b3ta for four years
and have posted once. It's a bit like listening to someones conversation for years and them going to talk to them as if you'd always known them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I expect, on the other end of the scale,
it's almost as creepy as being on the site not very long and talking to everyone as if you've known them for four years.
/ClanSoul is a weirdo blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Well at least that's not as bad as inviting 50 odd people to London
under the pretence of a bash but really you're going to use them in B3ta chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Still going then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# bum bum bum bum bum
hello
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Hello sir. Good news:
I am practically naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# yep
but i'm down to my last cup of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# You won't need any more I reckon.
Only if you're knackered at 10 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:41, archived)
# i've just poured it.
all or nothing, that's me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Well it's daylight now so I think you'll be safe.
I also think I've spent 13 hours here today/last night/you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# yes
i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# After your 24, see how long you can go for without falling asleep.
Go for it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)
# fuck that!
it's bingo night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Hahah!
Y'know a while ago I said you're not that old?
I take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# thanks!
*huffs*
it's not just oldies who go to bingo, you know. i came out of there with £70 last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Really?
*joins in*
*realises I never win*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# there is a top prize tonight
of over £30,000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Well if you win, you can buy me a new graphics tablet.
This one is beer-damaged.
Another reason I no longer drink :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# if i win that lot
i will very quickly become drunk beyond the capacity for normal vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Then I will remind you of that cheque you promised you'd send,
and you'd think I were telling the truth.
And I would get a profit of £10,000.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# ha!
that's where you're wrong! i dropped my cheque book in a tin of mushroom gloss last year, i haven't bothered to get a new one yet! i pay cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I doubt she'll last past my record.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Which is?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# what is this record of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Whatever it is, I am going now.
Good luck Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# or...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Hang on...
www.b3ta.com/board/8105546

I mean, I know it's not the greatest thing in the world, but still. THE PRINCIPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Respect where respect is due...
This made me laugh like a look when I first saw it, I hope you don't mind me using it AEIYM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Nah, s'nae bother.
I started questioning whether I had actually done it at all, or whether it was just a beautiful dream I had.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)