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# fuck that!
it's bingo night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Hahah!
Y'know a while ago I said you're not that old?
I take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# thanks!
*huffs*
it's not just oldies who go to bingo, you know. i came out of there with £70 last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Really?
*joins in*
*realises I never win*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)
# there is a top prize tonight
of over £30,000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Well if you win, you can buy me a new graphics tablet.
This one is beer-damaged.
Another reason I no longer drink :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# if i win that lot
i will very quickly become drunk beyond the capacity for normal vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Then I will remind you of that cheque you promised you'd send,
and you'd think I were telling the truth.
And I would get a profit of £10,000.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# ha!
that's where you're wrong! i dropped my cheque book in a tin of mushroom gloss last year, i haven't bothered to get a new one yet! i pay cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)