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[challenge entry] This is the sign in the window of a vets near me

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Bargain signwriting
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Bargin Paint signwriting.
Don't you love those added "shine streaks"?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
In fact the whole picture reminds me of my OOOOOLD mac.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I don't know if you will have many takers

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You really can be an old misery guts.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Fuck that
If the guy got banned it was because he spent two days being a twat
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Well from what he tells me
He hasn't been on for a couple of days.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# That's what banning does for you.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Meh if he did it fine
But I've been gazzing him for a bit and he claims the fisrt he knew was when he got on today.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I have some magic beans
you may be interested in
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# haha
you win.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Arf

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I have three cocks and I killed and ate a gyspy
and felt more uncomfortable about the political correctness of the word "gypsy" than the actual acts of murder and cannibalism.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hhhmmm
pikey pie.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I actually did quite an elegant en croute
with potatoes and a crisp salad and washed down with a mid-range burgundy.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# emm
I mod a Star Wars site, and as a mod can see the IP address of each user when they post, and from different computers as well; and run a history check for each one
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# But sadly you admit to modding a star wars site:P
As I said. If he did it that's his own silly fault but I like to give peeps a chance.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# If he was a 10 post noob posting shitting pics on the board, would you give them a chance?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I've never understood the mentality of 'trolling'
ie: finding it amusing to deliberately irritate or fuck other people off, which at worse looses b3ta users because they shy away from the site out of concern for stumbling across images that may jeopardise a job, or be a bit much for children the other side of their shoulder; which he spent two days doing. To me it equals being an immature mong.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# That's your perogative
but I think that expecting the mods to give him a chance is pushing it a bit.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Moderating is about keeping the board running smoothly
not about being a didactic prick.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'd consider keeping pictures of shit off the board to be a mods duty.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# is it fuck.
Not on this board or any other. A moderators job is to primarily make sure that unsuitable material is removed followed by unsuitable people.
I've been Admin on commercial boards much, much bigger than this little oasis and i can assure you that little escapade would have resulted in an IP block quicker than you could spit. Would not matter who it was then unless that had a dynamic IP or proxy. Then you have to ban the account but it's not likely to be a mistake is it. Just like the faq there are TOC that you agree to when signing up.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you should know, having been banned from here before
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i say bring him back only if he revives the "cheery tomato" series
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# and performs fellatio on all of us.. twice nightly
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# and this
while humming the theme song to Buffy
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# a moderately arousing proposal.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Are you Matt Booker?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# careful now!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# yeh, g'luck
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# yeah please.
I for one am begging for more pictures of shit and sex.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Mongy divided by The Line?:P
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# What did I miss then?
Also, who really cares what I missed?

He is one of us - I like talking to my friends and I like people being cunts.

New people being cunts can fuck off, but I am all for our resident cunts being tolerated.

Who ever asked for Dr Dyslexia or SSG's heads on a platter?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Maybe because
neither of those individuals has flooded the board and their profiles with hardcore scat.
As for "he is one of us"... maybe so, if scat trolling fills you with some fuzzy sense of community. It's not something I want to be associated with though.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I never asked for anything from DrD
I just ignored him for the best part of a year. As for SSG? he's just an annoying cunt that no longer turns up enough to worry about but he spent the best part of the previous year on ignore.
All I ask is people enjoy b3ta without using it as a personal playground expressly for them to irritate others. When they invariably can't I'm happy to ignore and forget about them.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You're fucking kidding
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# perhaps i was a little hasty, meh
i've done it anyhow and usually he was alright from what i saw. (i caught the scat thing and that can't have been him. but i don't know if it was)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That depends on whether it was really him throwing shit all over the board.
I don't know that, but presumably the mods can check. I'll leave it in their hands.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)