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[challenge entry] Eat my... er... shopping... skills?
Motherfuckers!



This is totally obviously the best graph that has ever existed. Not only does it feature plastic wrap, but I have also adjusted the tonal measurements AND used BOTH colour dodge AND Linear Burn.

Vote for it.

NOW.

Bitches.

From the Graphs challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Oooh yes
brie with poppy seed biscuits please. *nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# BRIE?!
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# No, brie is awesome.
I've just eaten some jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# brie is ace!
jelly is better

but not together
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oooh I don't know.
I think it might be quite nice with a savoury jelly or a redcurrant one or something. On some nice bruschetta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# premium oat cake & Stilton & honey
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Brie and redcurrant jelly is great!
Yumm!

I see Spurs pulled off another glorious failure last night... when is the celebratory dvd and mug out? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# blah blah blah
luck was out.

Thats what happens when you rely on jenas and Chimbonda, useless french cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!
Chimbonda really is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# our local all-you-can-eat Chinese serves jelly *and* jelly babies
I am wondering whether to debate the morality of this with the manager
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# While you're there, can you get me a spring roll?
Do you mean the big all you can eat near the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# aye
the under-new-management Dragon Chef

*stuffs face*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I loved that place every time I went.
It's been a few years, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I had some of this on the weekend:
www.thecheesegig.com/rw_shop/ShopViewDetails.php?&dx=1&sid=391debc496d3e3c08f101052cc8d49ec&ob=3&rpn=cheese_az&page=2&itemid=7475
and from someone who usually cannot stomach goat's cheese it was smashing.
The 'tingle' was akin to chilli.
Also, pfft - semihard, yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I fucking hate goats cheese, it tastes like if paper had bad breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Best.
Simile.

Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well it dooooooeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# The mere smell of it makes me retch
This stuff had none of that. It was just lovely blue cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# which is better than cider.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I don't mind cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Cider is what the devils piss would taste like
if the devil had been out on the piss all night, drinking nothing but piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# No, that's red Martini.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Eeeeeuuurrrggghhhh
The thought is turning my stomach.

The worst cocktail known to man is red martini + vodka + malibu + jack daniels... and yes... I drank it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# cider tastes like if
paper had bad spunk and it went all in your throat and up inside your nose pipe and hanging there, unable to be swallowed or snotted out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
+10

it is indeed rank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yes, this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Looks like
one of those Day Today graphs

FACT x IMPORTANCE = NEWS

(sorry, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hovis biscuits and philadelphia
please
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Sorry, I thought you said
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Mmmm...
The youngest of all the cheeses.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Carr's water bicuits and stinky Lincolnshire poacher, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Blacksticks blue
and.... do pitta breads count as biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *slaps one against side of table*
*looks pointedly at hamster*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *cowers*
Ok then.... bloody hovis wholemeal biscuits (but I'll be pretending they're pitta breads in my head).
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D you may live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *votes*
*awaits bribe money*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# TJ:
Did you get your drive sorted?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah, cheers. I decided to go with a Freecom. It's a Samsung so I feel pretty confident with it.
It's only got around 20 gigs of stuff on it at the moment, but it's been whurring away nicely. Cheers for the tips, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# don't let any Irish folk tarmac it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This is all rather lovely
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)