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# there's a man who gets the same bus as me who looks just like harold shipman
he doesn't appreciate me and my mate sitting behind him singing 'na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na shipmaaaaaan!'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
I love you. You appear to be 12 dressed up in her mum's body ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# i cultivate this appearance
i do not believe that to grow older, one has to grow up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Indeed not Missy.
you carry on regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i still enjoy
posting leaves through people's letterboxes at 3 a.m.
my next trick is to leave gnomes in stranger's gardens anonymously. just imagining their bemusement has me giggling all the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Oh we used
to steal all the local gnomes we could find on the way home from the pub and leave them in my mates ( commercial ) garage for him to find. He knew all along ( 2 years and more ) but never mentioned it once until his wedding when he pulled me aside and said.
"fuck off with the gnomes, cones and road signs please"
I miss Bob. The daft cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# my mates live a couple of miles away
so i can't do this. plus, when i'm drunk, i'm usually with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
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# there's a bloke who gets on my train that's the spitting image of sadam

/the bearded years
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# have you asked him
if he's concealing any weapons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# fuck no!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# next time you see him
smile at him until he gets uncomfortable, then lean across to him and say "i like the purple ones"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# If I had a camera phone I'd take a picture, it's bloody uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# get one!
i must see him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)