Less talking more lessing. Hmm.
In other news it seems my mental sickness far outweighs my ability to portray said sickness via photoshop.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28,
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but you have a penis, so we can't lez off.
not unless you get it removed. and the beard.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28,
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I can shave my body, cover myself in olive oil and then you can lick my nipples.
That's basically lezzing up. Basically, really.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30,
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but the penis....
it kind of doesn't work in terms of lezzing up.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31,
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It's just a big clitoris.
Just as sensitive to lick too.
Problem solved.
*lezzes up*
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37,
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Problem solved.
*lezzes up*
I don't think that's true.
I don't think licking alone could do it for me.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39,
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I was going to post a link to the TMWRNJ Thelma & Louise extra final scene
Where I get the phrase "and then they lez up" from. But it seems not to be on youtube, so have Stewart Lee in love with a kitten instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQiY6xvW8SQ
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQiY6xvW8SQ