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[challenge entry] Countryside


With thanks to Stephen Fry.

Oh yeah and my first compo entry too...

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(Fraz73, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# oh please...
Please let it be so......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hullo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# *wrestles to the floor*
You're mine now - excuse me everyone, I need to do something here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *flails arms*
hayulp! haaayulp!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Don't you dare
you love it, you do....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Well I have to *look* like I'm struggling.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Struggle as much as you want, honey
it won't do any good...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# can i watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# damn
I'll go make some tea for when you're done
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Don't forget the biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Oi!
That's not the deal....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# oh no
have I been bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Oh yes....
That just makes it more fun...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yay
I'll bring tea and biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# c'mon....!
Piers Moron
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# not heard of him
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Well, he's a cunt.
that's pretty much all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha best stock explanation ever
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hehehe
only because it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# why do i want to kill him?
he looks nothing like a tree side :-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# your tongue appears to have turned into an 's'
So, I need clarification on that before I can proceed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i'm confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Bear in mind this one was mentioned in the original compo description.
This is the compo equivalent of posting a link that was in the newsletter :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# shall we all yell GC?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# okay!
you ready? GO!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# GC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yahtzeeeee

DAMNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# can we add a vowel in between so that it's easier to shout, less gutteral?
GACK!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# how about
Geee Ceee?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# too nouvelle vague
too pedestrian



i suggest: Gah-Cah, not simply ga-ka but said in your best down syndrome voice
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i shall try it
...

excellent, from now on this is how I shall say it
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *slaps*
It was one of the *very* best, so do pipe down.

in a nice way :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hold him down
I'll go get the killin stick
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# his tie interests me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# he appears to have the matrix on it...
how strange.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i tried enlarging it, but still can't make it out
i know nothing of matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# something about blue and red pills
all sounds terribly dodgy to me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's some variant on the
'it's a terrible job, but someo'es got to do it' that i can't make out properly

probably 'i'm a massive cunt, but someone's got to be'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
that works, too!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I am genuinely going to severely damage this bloke if we ever collide
his sensationalist lies put squaddies lives in jeopardy through his rather crap journalism as the editor of some pathetic paper
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)