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[challenge entry] Possibly

The biggest fail of my life

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(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# That got a RL giggle from me:)
And for all the bash/bbq people. I just spent another six hours on the garden.

Last pic I took and the last time I did anything with it.

and now
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# you know what this garden needs?
beer!
edit: wow you have been a busy riverghost, clearly you need beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# There shall be much of that,
ANd a brand new BBQ as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# wow, its like the ultimate garden!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# The ultimate garden is a beer garden
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Bee gardens should have swings in.,
Sexy results guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# We have a bumble bee nest:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Free honey for everyone! Yay Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# bumblebees and booze are an amazing mix!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# BEES, BOOZE AND BOOBS.
That'd make an awesome song. Preferably by Scissorfight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Fucking A
Nice choice.


Or Seasick Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# NEW HAMPSHIRE'S ALRIIIGHT, IF YOOOU LIKE FIIIIIIGHTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# :D
Scissorfight make me feel like some big bastard man cowboy. Excellent music to chat girls up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I've never seen girls AND Scissorfight together :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Girls go well with Scissorfight.
*gestures at self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# So, just the one girl so far then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It's a start.
Also: not sure if you're interested but apparently NIN have released another new album for free download online- theslip.nin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Ah, tah, cutey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ttssattsrbunny Is WELCOME
Right I'm going to go and wash my hair and go out. BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# SMELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Bumblebooze!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Sexy times!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'll buy some cider from the offie before turning up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Spiffy.
I'm excited and I'm not even going.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm fucking knackered
I just put down 1020 litres of woodchip. I carried it one by one from Homebast about one kay away!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# THAT's commitment!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That's very impressive.
I should employ you to tidy my room.
(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ^this, and hop to it, its a fucking tip in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ^this,
I can't even remember what colour the floor is I haven't seen it in so long.
(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# my floor used to be cream now its largely stained irn bru coloured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Nice filter
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# No filter
Different weather:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Nice!
Have you planted grass to make a lawn, or are you keeping it like that so you can turn it to mud with a hose and have naked mud wrestling?

*edit* Ohhhh... woodchip. How disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It need to be low maintainence.
You find time to mow a lawn whe you work 100 plus a week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I don't want to cause a problem here
but is your BBQ made of wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Of course it's made of wood
how else is it going to ignite?

huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I am very much looking forward to this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# cor
looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# coming along leaps and bounds
its starting to look real good
id sign up but you are in the last place on earth that needs another pissed up aussie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# RG's place always should have at least one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ohhhhh
Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# CORR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I love that
the second picture has more added sunshine too:)
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Needs more rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Haha!
Great this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hehehe
He's fucked his little finger by the looks of it too
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 May 2008, 16:04, archived)