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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)
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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
She needs to wear a slightly less tight t shirt.
Either that or I need to be more distracted by breasts.
NING MINKLES
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04,
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NING MINKLES
she's surprisingly chipper
she seems to have gone into nesting mode, the house has never been so clean
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06,
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Are you allowed to put anything down?
After I've tidied I'm militant. Stomping into the living room, proferring item at manwife shouting 'WHERE DID I FIND THIS AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08,
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hahaha
she's not quite that bad.
though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09,
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though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
God knows what I'll be like when nesting.
I assume nobody will be allowed in the house but me (and even then I'm not allowed to push it or I'll sling myself out).
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10,
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I can picture the scene
*you facing left*
right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15,
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right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
In all fairness nesting might do me good
I'm the messiest person in the world otherwise. Not dirty mess, not leaving food in places like a teenager or anything, just the whole 'wanton abandonment of clothing around bedroom' thing.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16,
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Alright
also wanton abandonment of toiletries round the bathroom.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20,
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*only sees the words "wanton" and "clothing"*
*thinks about making oriental soup with dirty pants*
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21,
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I don't know
I'm just in a Capt pant eating kind of mood.
In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.
Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24,
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In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.
Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
Well I'm not wearing them for longer than usual.
Not unless you pay loads extra.
And even then I'm not pushing it.
edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.
What's for dessert?
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25,
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And even then I'm not pushing it.
edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.
What's for dessert?
*stuffs*
Nothing nicer than a man gagged with knickers.
Now get in the cupboard.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15,
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Now get in the cupboard.
But.... but....
They were NEW.
I've got no others on me. You can eat the bra if you want, but I'd imagine that would be a bit uncomfortable.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17,
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I've got no others on me. You can eat the bra if you want, but I'd imagine that would be a bit uncomfortable.
Yeah, my bra's made out of lasagne sheets
ARMOURED (but not very well) BRA
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21,
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I haven't had a bolognese in AGES.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41,
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I go through periods of having it far too often
and then none for weeks.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45,
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Unless you're going to bleed onto some fresh pasta for me
that doesn't help.
Anyway, bye bye.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53,
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Anyway, bye bye.
i'm trying to get her to ask
what's a girl to do?
but am not smart enough
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15,
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but am not smart enough
she looks really pissed off
if you kep her on screen and dont ask anything
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21,
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Too right...
It took ages for her to turn and get the pubes off her shoulder.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25,
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would
but I'm couldn't pull someone with grapes, let alone melons.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11,
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I prefer grapes to melons.
Melon isn't bad, but it's a bit crap. Grapes are LOVELY.
Edit: oh I see.
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Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13,
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Edit: oh I see.