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# I have a friend
called Diego who lives in Lima and can't understand why I laugh when he says they really do eat guinea pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# GO DIEGO GO
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I have a friend in Lima called Tito...
when I said that Llamas are great he told me that they're OK, but the Alpaca is tastier..

They EAT teh fluffeh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# what???
AFTER they've bumsexed them???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# during...
It's all part of the thrill...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# so
they eat them raw and alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# and thrashing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# now that's a dangerous shag!
imagine if a hoof caught you in the man-sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# thats the tenderising process!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# well
bumsexing does make the bumhole tender, i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Llamas are larger than frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# They... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ole!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# She's a one, isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *looks*
i can't see anything!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# She is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# lisa is a spack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Indeed
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ...& now I feel bad

*edit* REPLICANT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# useless...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i tried that yesterday
also tried asking what the question was
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# she is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# she is
and better don't tell her she's old
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# she seems so happy she couldnt answer my question
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# she's laughing at you
cunt her in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# to be fair shes probably got a nice rack on her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# a toast rack, maybe
that jacket is too loose for her to have anything down her bra but fried eggs and chicken fillets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# huge office lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# trust me, i know these things
/has massive boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# You asked: Are you lesbian
Lisa says:
Whilst this might be a fascinating subject for you, I'd much rather talk about travelling by train.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# So a yes then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Mind you... If you complement her she likes it...
You asked: Nice hair

Lisa says: Do you like it? I do try to look my best ...

*Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)