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[challenge entry] Hello, The Darkness, my old friend...

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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha.
I think I like this compo.

TJ: Is Clansoul about? He needs to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The original and better longcat?
Yeah he see what he's ripping off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I dont know.
I just happened to stumble it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# that cheats!
that's two cats. they're touching each other but there's definitely some cat feet and a cat head about halfway down.



i can't believe i looked at all of that. more whisky is needed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Two meeeedium cats
doesnt have the same ring as loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongcat.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# yeah
spin, that's all it is.

it's all tony blair's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hullo, the other other Boris
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hallo
i'm currently drinking whisky and marking statistical physics and getting increasingly annoyed with moronic students who are only going to argue with me on friday when i point out to them that they can't integrate for shit

ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ah.
I gave my first two undergraduate lectures on Monday. Half the students were older than me.
Practical Magnetochemistry, no less.
Alas, I have no drink apart from a very old half-bottle of Jaegermeister.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I believe I've only drunk jaegermeister once
and I don't remember it because I'd drunk a lot before that. This is Chivas Regal, the only blend I'll normally consider drinking, and dirt cheap over here it is, too.

My students think they're smarter than me, which they're not but they are certainly better educated. And some of them are smarter, and they're not all that much younger, either. On the other hand I earn loads more than them and already have my PhD and they don't even have their Diplomas. Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# It amuses me a bit that I've got a year of post-doc time already
and they've not even done their batchelor's...
Apparently, I'm the youngest post-doc in the uni. Not because I'm bright, but because their uni system means they get a Ph.D at 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I'm about a year older than the final year PhD students
with 2 years postdoc experience. It's quite entertaining, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Oh.
Dear.



God.

That is so desperately awesome I don't know if I've spluffed or wet myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# 4chan definately has more epic lulz than b3ta
but then again it has more furries, peados and rape than b3ta as well.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# A balanced diet requires all of these things.
nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# who the fuck is clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i'm going to write the great novel of the modern age
it'll be like a new take on "who's afraid of virginia woolf" but something i'd actually read, and it will encapsulate the human condition, make pithy but relevent comments on the nature of the world, and hold forth on subtle philosophical points in an engaging and entertaining manner that julian barnes can only dream of.

this masterpiece will be named "who the fuck is clansoul?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# excellent
i look forward to getting it out of the library
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Make sure you write me a letter aferwards
explaining what you thought of it. I expect the words "Fuck", "you", "talentless" and "cunt" to appear in close proximity to one another.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# and 'off'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# That works too
I was thinking "Fuck you, you talentless cunt" but adding an off in there works just as well. Along with "and give me my fucking money back" even if you only borrowed it from a library.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Wut? I dunno lol.
Ahhh god. I think Im devolving. Tea please, 2 sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# bonnie
and what was his name before that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I prefer the animated version,
but it's not loading for me at the moment.
pown.alluc.org/?uid=620
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# My girlfriend has just come back from watching the Back Street Boys in Liverpool.
I should pack my things now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The Back Door Boys with 'I Want It That Way'
I bet they do , the perverts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 May 2008, 22:59, archived)