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# who the fuck is clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i'm going to write the great novel of the modern age
it'll be like a new take on "who's afraid of virginia woolf" but something i'd actually read, and it will encapsulate the human condition, make pithy but relevent comments on the nature of the world, and hold forth on subtle philosophical points in an engaging and entertaining manner that julian barnes can only dream of.

this masterpiece will be named "who the fuck is clansoul?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# excellent
i look forward to getting it out of the library
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Make sure you write me a letter aferwards
explaining what you thought of it. I expect the words "Fuck", "you", "talentless" and "cunt" to appear in close proximity to one another.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# and 'off'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# That works too
I was thinking "Fuck you, you talentless cunt" but adding an off in there works just as well. Along with "and give me my fucking money back" even if you only borrowed it from a library.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Wut? I dunno lol.
Ahhh god. I think Im devolving. Tea please, 2 sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# bonnie
and what was his name before that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:15, archived)