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[challenge entry] tarrant

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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Quality headwound you got there Chris
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# he idolises you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# shopped pics...
...oh, why bother.

well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Oh shit, this reminds me of a newsreader I can't remember the name of. Very nicely done.
Ning all, I am all of the sick due to stupid, stupid milk. Either that or my coffee's sentient, breeding and angry with me. So I'm having my ten minutes break here rather than out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# poor fae!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *makes big ol' sad face*
I'm really very good at this being pathetic lark.

Shut up, Jeru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Really?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Intensely.
Spoilt miss. My mum (on the phone) got called mummy this morning, always a sure sign that poor ickle Faebell isn't feeling up to scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Awww! It makes us all care very muc...
OOH! Look! a pigeon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# LEAVE IT ALONE.
Remember the last time? With the little jumper? And then they all pooed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# eh? what?
*spits feather out*

It's gone now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# me too
when i dislocated my hip at easter, i was feeling sorry for myself even after it stopped hurting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Aua, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# just noticed your sig
i love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's my default setting.
If I haven't got a song stuck in my head, I have Take it Easy stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i'm still stuck with mr. blue sky
but dream a little dream of me and a whiter shade of pale are starting to give it a run for its money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Proxy insult?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I did it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Awww, you became pathetic just for me.
Although I doubt it was exactly far to go.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Not exactly a stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Sandy Mitchel?
It was Sandy, anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Toksvig?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Nah, he wasn't a lesbian.
Google tells me it's Sandy Gall.
He's even in Wiki!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig is a lesbian?
Oooooooooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ...
that makes my wanking fantasy even better...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Moira Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'll Moira Stewart you in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *hugs*
come over to the ill corner, we have lemsip and cold rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh why did you mention rice?
That didn't help at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# :( sorry i find cold rice helps an achey tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh this isn't achy, just really, really sick.
That feeling just before you vom? I've felt like that since half 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# you poor thing, i trust you've had plenty of hot water?
thats quite good for settling nausea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I can't stomach it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# drink warm water with a tablespoonful of salt in it.
that'll make you vom and you'll feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I've already vomited once.
I felt better for a few seconds.


Bleurgh, I'm honestly just being pathetic I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i have great difficulty throwing up
even when i am sick. my stomach is too strong for such quick chunk-release.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# poor you
:( gives severed head as a ash tray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *dusts off head*
*attaches to rope*

Now I've got something to swing at knobends having a fight outside my house at THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# well think your self lucky
i had twats beeping their horns all fucking weekend - fucking stupid football wankers!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oh I get that too.
But less so...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# it was because
portsmouth won something or another!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ONLY THE FUCKING FA CUP
THE FUCKING FA CUP

IT'S A CUP

FOR SOMETHING

SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# its big
its silver
it shouldnt keep me awake all fucking night

stupid fucking football loving twunts!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# oh dear poor you
have a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Pepto bismol cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# fizzy cake!
actually, peppermint tea with a bit of ginger in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Oh that'd be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# That's bloody amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I recognise those two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i like the cut of your jig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I is fuelled by rum and cake today
and tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i am fuelled by tea and toats
as a matter of fact...
*buggers off to make a cuppa*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Awww
'ning capt'n


:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hiya dude
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *strokes tummy gently in clockwise motions*
Poor Cappy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# bet you can't pat your
head at the same time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# That sounds like a CHALLENGE, SAH!
*whapps glove across face*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *snuggles* I need a big strong man to come and look after me.
*pats knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *sits*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Best teddy ever.
And with that, I must return to my grindstone. Possibly vomit on it. SEXY RESULTS, let me tell you.

*hug* bye all...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Nicholas Witchell?
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# He's melting!
Woo Mr Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hehehe
someone threw water over him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Or as he's known in Japan . . . Rackof Tarrant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Looking good Chris!
Nicely.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yay
ta sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# haha he looks fluffy :D
I was just doing some googling and found this:

www.pixelsurgeon.com/interviews/images/interview/rev_sore.jpg

Absolutely horrifying. It's utterly brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that was in an interview i did
for pixelsurgeon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Oh My
That sure is creepy, does it play the Banjo out them thar hills Billy?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# squeal piggy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)